We Scotties have made a pledge. It may be an odd sort of pledge, but we’re very serious about it and we’re diligent about carrying it out. What is this pledge? We don’t want anyone to use the bathrooms in our house unaccompanied!
I’m not sure what’s so fascinating about people using the bathroom, but at least one, if not more Scottie noses will end up in the bathroom with you and if you happen to close the bathroom door, we will be sitting right outside the door, waiting until you come out. Why? Because we Scotties are your bathroom buddies and we are always on the job!