What’s that noise? (Squeak, squeak, squeak). It sounds like a squeaky toy. (Squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeak). Yes, it’s the sound that one of my favorite toys makes when I bite down on it and I absolutely love those plush bottles with plastic bottles inside.
I carry them around, biting and squeaking until I decide to settle down and do some intensive chewing through the plush bottle to get to the plastic bottle. Then I concentrate on chewing up the plastic bottle and eventually, the squeaker’s gone and the bottle is a massive mess with tooth holes and pieces of plastic and Wen takes it to throw it away.
I love me a squeaky bottle and I hope they never quit making them. Every $3.99 that Wen spends on them is money well spent, as far as I’m concerned! (Squeak, squeak, squeak)!
