Apparently, I am a buzz saw on toys. Wen brought home some new plush squeaky toys for Sadie, the puppy, last night and I nabbed one of them and destroyed it in a few minutes. The toy ended up a chewed up shredded disaster that was really a puppy toy meant specifically for Sadie, but she never even saw it.
Lucky for me, it was one of several toys that Wen had bought on sale, so I didn’t get in trouble, but she wasted no time in distracting me on purpose so she could grab the toy and throw it away before I ate any of its parts.
There’s nothing like a good chew fest, but before I knew it, it was over.
Got more toys? Bring ’em on! The buzz saw is ready to roll!
Five Minutes with the Buzz Saw
