A strange-looking Scottie appeared in our living room today. Who dat??? Wen set him down by our front door and naturally we Scotties had to go check him out.
After we did a thorough exam, we determined that he wasn’t real but that he was a nearly life sized inflatable Scottie toy. He stood there like a statue while we sniffed around and no self-respecting Scottie would tolerate that!
It turns out that Wen saw him at the Scottie club auction and she couldn’t resist bringing him home. For a moment, the toy was interesting to us Scotties, but after we discovered that although he might have been big, he was not going to move, so we all lost interest and ignored the intruder from then on.